Having trouble finding the right pumpkin to fit your personality? Overwhelmed by navigating all the different shapes, and colors, and prices? Tired of 7 yr old kids stealing the pumpkin you were about to choose right out of your fingertips at CUB? If so, you are probably suffering from Pumpkinession Disorder, or PD. Pumpkinession Disorder is a serious illness that if not treated can result in poor pumpkin choices, frustration at the carving table, and unhappy tricker-treaters. If you or someone you know suffers from Pumpkinession Disorder, please check out http://www.jakevoelker.com/. PD is treatable. Side effects may include scoring large pumpkins for a fraction of the cost, preserving masterfully carved pumpkins for unnatural amounts of time, and stunned neighbors asking if their little Darth Vader can sit on your lap for a picture. Weird. So talk to Jake Voelker if you are suffering from PD. Together, we can make every pumpkin extraordinary!